Clairvoyance for the obvious | Profile

When from El Panal he came out to deny that Juan Schiaretti was going to communicate the date of the elections next Wednesday, at the opening of the sessions of the Legislature, in the opposition a version began to circulate forcefully that explains the delay in that announcement: they suspect that the governor would be waiting for the report entrusted to a pythoness to indicate the most convenient moment for the recommendation. And there are those who maintain that the one in charge of determining when the conjunction of the stars is favorable to Hacemos por Córdoba, would be the famous Lady Exaltación Curupaytí, an expert in moorings, sweetening, return of the loved one, tarot, clairvoyance and setting the best day for making choices.

Although he does not hold scrolls as a clairvoyant, the one who dared to express bad omens was Ramón Mestre, who revealed his fears that Together for Change is living in the province a deja vu from 2019, when the alliance broke up and thus made that Schiaretti’s triumph was a procedure as simple as making Alfa from Big Brother cry. To make matters worse, the uncertainty about who will lead the formula for the governorship has caused pre-candidates for mayor to continue sprouting, as is the case of Mario Decara, who would be preparing a campaign in which he would wear a superhero suit as Ombudsman, accompanied by the posters for Spider-Man, Iron Man, Wonder Woman and Colorado Grasshopper.

Whoever was the candidate for governor for that coalition four years ago, Mario Negri, received this week the nickname “machirulo” by the deputy Vanesa Siley, of the Frente de Todos, during the treatment in commission of the impeachment trial to the Supreme Court , an initiative that promises war scenes of a harshness similar to those of ‘All Quiet on the Front’. The discussion between Negri and Siley is barely a skirmish compared to the bloody battles that could ensue if the project prospers, beyond the fact that to make that happen the FdT needs to add so many votes that it would even have to convince representatives of the Bromosodic Party .

Another lost cause in which the national government has become involved is the establishment of a common currency with Brazil, whose name would be ‘South’, despite the fact that the Argentine delegation at the Celac summit would have proposed that it be called ‘South’. Tell me what you feel. Faced with this news, there were critics who pointed out more pressing priorities than not being resolved in the relationship between the two countries, such as determining if Maradona is bigger than Pelé or financing the installation of a greater number of toilets on the beaches of Florianópolis, where gastroenteritis It spreads among Argentine tourists who insist on bathing in polluted waters that make the Riachuelo pale.

While agreements with the neighboring nation were made viable, the division in the ruling party would have deepened, if the rumors about the anger of Wado de Pedro, who had been prevented from meeting with Lula da Silva, were true, under the excuse that the Brazilian president had gone “to the corner to see if it rains”. Before his relatives, the Minister of the Interior would have complained about “lack of codes” and from the Casa Rosada they would have responded by sending him a photo of Alberto Fernández with the famous book by Dan Brown in his hands. The person in charge of Social Development, Victoria Tolosa Paz, asked De Pedro to confirm if he is “in or out”, although it is still not clear who has the keys to the door.

As a counterpart to these quarrels that arose under the protection of the international summit, the Cordovan governor will share an act tomorrow in San Francisco with his Santa Fe counterpart, together with whom he opened the envelopes with the offers to tender the first section of the interprovincial aqueduct, a work that in In the midst of the economic drought, it would at least alleviate the hydric one. It is discounted that Schiaretti’s agreement with Omar Perotti is not limited to motorizing the aforementioned construction, but also responds to the construction of the utopian Avenida del Medio, an undertaking that, since it is not financed by the Kuwaiti Fund for Arab Economic Development , is still on standby just like the flights to the stratosphere announced by Carlos Saúl Menem.

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